Read My G****** F****** Profile

Here's a list of things
that make me play the saddest strings:

If my hair makes your heart pound,
If you think my opinions are too proud,
If you can't take being called out,
If you're short or tall or average about,
If my appearance makes you pitch a tent,
and if you read my profile,
you would know all this.

Now, I see, I must continue
as some guys just can't get a clue.

Here's another list of things
that make me play the saddest strings:

Bare pictures, empty profiles
first messages planning dates,
sexist men with no sense of style,
guys who just can't take a hint,
and still, if you read my profile,
you would know all of this.

But please, keep in originality lacking
your message will be added
to this poem while I cry from laughing.